A sad realization hit me yesterday. I needed a new pair of jeans because I ripped my only good pair while I was trying to take a "jumping" picture, and fell. It was funny to Phil, Heather, and Dave, but not to me! Unfortunately, Phil didn't even capture the picture until I was on the ground.
So, as I was shopping at my ususal stores... Hollister, and AE, I couldn't get my bit fat butt in the jeans! And even if I could, as soon as I sat it down, the pants were half way to the floor! I was in complete disgust. And to make it even worse!... my cousin Ashley (15) informed me that I am "totally not cool" because Im married and have a baby. Wow. I had NO IDEA that I became uncool! Shoot. The only place left to get my big bootay a new pair of jeans??? The "moms" store called Macys. And, unfortunately, they are the best fitting pair of jeans I've had in a long time. I just need to make sure my shirts aren't tucked in!
Great, I've hit a new low chapter in my life. What's next??? (thats a rhetorical question.)
Friday, June 13, 2008
Mom Jeans
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if your butt is huge.... mine must be mammoth! i do always tell my siblings who have children that they are old and uncool. and yes the only way to stay cool is to stay single and childless... sorry steph;)
Oh Girl, if only my butt were as big and fat as yours! Trust me there are worse places to shop for jeans than Macy's. Get that Zumba video and you'll be back at the other stores in no time. Keep smiling...I can answer that rhetorical question, but won't...just wait until you are really old like me and married for 14 years. Oh, and I still think you are cool.
Like those who commented before me, I will only echo their sentiments. What butt? Quit your crying! You are darling and I happen to like Macy's. See you and your sweet cheeks next week.
I think it is about time you start shopping at adult stores :) I have been shopping there since I was 15. If Macy's doesnt' work for you try the American Colonial Doll Store at the mall. Angela from The Office highly recomends it.
I love NY Macy's. It is huge and super cool. If you are ever in town, I'll take you there.... nothing embarrassing.... you can get even cool jeans there ;-)
stephanie... i will have you look back at my last comment and notice the wink;) at the end... that means sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm...
your butt is small and you are waaaaayyyyy coool!
and i love you!
b
I canit wai tto see you guys!
ok, but the question is, can Dave still fit in your jeans????
That's hilarious...the whole pant-ripping thing...I would have died laughing. Anyway, I know what you mean. I told Lincoln after I had Jackson that I know now why most moms wear the jeans that they do. Maybe we can defy the odds. :)
Love it! I don't know what your cousin is talking about--babies and husbands are way cool! Look at all the famous people getting married and/or having babies!
And seriously, Steph...you have no butt and have lost all your baby weight! You look great!
My low point is when I went out of the house absolutly covered in baby throw up. I just couldn't be bothered changing my outfit again. What is wrong with me? When did I stop caring?
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